i decided not to publish the blog that i had earlier written on my birthday. why? reading it bores the hell out of me.

i think witty jack came along the other night and claimed my wits to be his own. i'm so devoid of literary prowess that it completely disgusts me.


you should all go watch pirates of the carribean because it has been nice and it still is. and do remember to stay to the end because as with the previous installments, there is this little something at the end of the credits. ^^


my birthday has been disappointing. and you will find out why when i have the feel to tell.

3 years ago, my bestest friends in jc gave me a mini birthday bash in the canteen. together with the bash, ky and cyn got me the sweetest, nicest tee that they could have given me. and the year before, they had given me this anklet that i had super loved until i had to break it one day while i too chor-lor-ly took off my socks. (i still have the broken anklet in my jewellery box..)

2 years ago, jaysen gave me this peewee of a diamond ring for my birthday. in fact, its so minuscule that i dun even know where it is now. i might have thrown it away with the whole stash of old rings (from all the ex boyfriends).

a year ago, lim chieh sern brought me to genting. and although i kept complaining about how much i would have prefered a present, i'm grateful that he had given me something to remember a year on.


this year, we shall see.

kimchi girl says hi.. ^^

see! i can make kimchi okie. no joke!!

remember this?


now, dun click play unless u are super duper wuper bored..



*kill me*

ah bao bao came to fetch me home from work today. ^^



i was meaning to take a picture of the un-fogged lens on my specs because i had clearly paid the optometrist an extra $20 or $30 for the crazy 'non-fog' function. apparently i had been had of my money. and if u see that my lens are super clear in that picture its because that seemingly-cunning thing had the smarts to un-fog the moment i whipped out my phone.


oh.. and i just realised that its been 99 days since ah bao bao and i have been together. ^^

and yes, ah bao bao's changed for the worse already. :(

see,


ah bao bao has begun to recoil from my kisses!! i dun remember him doing that initially. maybe i should stop kissing him altogether. then he would know better than to cringe the way he does when i attempt to kiss him.

humph!!

and ya. no la, of cuz my darling has not crossed over to the dark side (light is where bizi is. ^^). my boyfriend say his ex girlfriends used to find him too sticky, and they used to ask, 'why do u have to keep holding my hand?'

HOW COME YOU NEVER HOLD MY HAND ONE AR? TAPPAI IS I HOLD UR HAND FIRST DE LOR.. HUMPH!!!

i'm going to go read my to kill a mockingbird already. blehs. ^^

ah ma has concurred with didi's pronouncement that bizi is a siao char bo.

why? because i have been laughing hysterically since i got my gst offset package letter. bizi is happy. she will have an extra $200 soon.

wahahahaha.


wahahahaha.


wahahahaha.


but no. like i am going to let $200 waver my stance on the stupid ministerial salary pay hike. humph!


anyways, here is my usually very shuai, but very vain didi.

he thinks he's a nurse just because he's wearing this very ugly hair band which i got for him from dodo club. yes. i purposedly chose the pink one. blehs.



and that's his signature chinese opera sideburn. lolx!!




its about 10 days to my birthday, and as the actual day looms nearer, i'm losing the zest for it. i think i'll end up going for dinner with my parents (we go to this thai shark fin place that i dun really like every year except last-when a particular someone brought me to genting.) on saturday. and i'll end up sleeping with darling the whole of sunday at his place since we're both broke (i am cuz i have to save up for his birthday. :( )

okies.. i gotta go watch my 9 pm show already. huang biren is very cute. kekekes. ^^

whoever said that love makes you wanna be a better person has got to be lying.

love makes you happy. being happy increases your appetite. an increased appetite increases your food intake. and you become fatter. in accordance with bizi's belief system, a fatter person in no means equate a better person. far from it to be exact.

love also makes me wallow in my own pathetic little self-content. there is no incentive at all for me to try to lose my wriggling fats. yikes.

as it is, i've already become a 小肥猪.. at this rate we're going, there's no doubt i'm going to become a 大肥猪 very very soon. :(


ah bao bao, love me lesser okie? ^^

ps, i'm joking of cuz. as if my ah bao bao will love me any lesser than he does. i'll kill him if he even dare think about it.

and oh, in case you didnt notice, ah bao bao is the spanking new nickname i've given to the boyfriend. and as much as i'd have to admit its quite distressing being my boyfriend and being subjected to all my nonsensical nicknames, ah bao bao sounds kinda cute. its like how you'd say a-go-go. ^^

and my darling ah bao bao always replies me with this ultra cute 'yes', which hasnt been coming out at all lately, because i've been telling him how cute he sounds and he subconsciously checks against himself each time he 'yes' to my 'ah bao bao's.


and oh, stop bugging me with what i want for my birthday. i really have no idea. because all of the things that i really want, i dun think anybody would bother getting for me.

like a bean bag.

or victorias secret's vertical cup convertible push up bra

or that new 100 way strapless bra.


seriously, it would be nice to get me books. ^^
i'm currently wishing for paulo coehlo's eleven minutes, veronika decides to die and by the river piedra i sat down and wept.
i'm also hoping someone would get me the little prince or five people you meet in heaven (the nicest nicest nicest version possible) because some assholes stole them and i am too stingy to buy a book that i've already read before.
i'm a sucker for picture books (and you all know i love melancholic death of oyster boy) and someone recently told me the book of bunny suicides is nice.

so there.

actually, an sms will do. or a meal, a sumptuous one of cuz.

and oh, pls buy me extrim after that. thanks.


i'm going to go get busy growing out my nails so that i can have them nicely manicured next week.

remember my infamous 'bizi in the toilet' post?


this is when u're happily pee-ing and u smell something funny from the cubicle beside urs.



this is when u hear someone coming into the tiny toilet (2 cubicles only) and u are stressed to finish up.



this is when u stand up after u have been squatting for awhile.



and this is the ultra irritated look u give to the person next in line.




there would have been more if not for that stressor. how irritating. :(

and oh, i was happily eating my solmart strawberry melona ice cream when i realised it vaguely resembled something. i sent it to babe and she thinks 'the shape is there'.


hahaha! my boyfriend say, 'got this kind of ice cream one meh?' well, if u're skilled enough then have lor. lol.. eh, sounds abit wrong. blehs.


speaking of babe, here's the almanac that she's been reading in her free time..





this is worst than reading angela carter. at least i have my dictionary to turn to. i dun even know how to differentiate between the front and back. -.-"


oh, my mother just made me take this picture..



yala.. my phone is lousy and i dun have a scanner. u buy me one lor.. blehs..

and of surprises and wishlists, i'll blog about it in time to come, when the date draws nearer.


i gotta go talk to my boyfriend already. he just called. hees. ^^

daddy gave mummy a golden key on her 21st birthday. (yes, they know each other for that long already. makes u wonder why mummy only popped me out so much later.)

today, mummy was talking about taking it to the jeweller's to get it polished. i think she's gonna give it to me. she's talked about it before, and i didnt think she was serious. but i think so now. i hope she doesnt give me the huge heart pendant with their initials engraved that she got for her dunno which birthday. my dad was damn orbit back then, or maybe i should say clueless. lolx. i shall see if i can snap snap and post it here. u're all gonna faint.


oh, ah fang, u can forget about giving me a key on my birthday already. blehs. i only have one neck and i dowan to look like a christmas tree.

wishlist?


i want surprises!!

'love you 2 months like 2 years like 20 years like 200 years'

ray said that to me last month.

'love you 3 months like the 3rd kiss like the 3rd hug 3 lifetimes over.

bizi is saying that this month.

because i'm seeing it everywhere, and i'm getting tired of it.

neverending legs look like this,



and u think i like it? i kinda dun.

i'm supposed to pretend that i dun know my boyfriend went to buy a p*nk n*****do *s for my birthday today. ^^

and my super sweet darling dear came to fetch me to work this afternoon cuz it was raining and i was complaining about my jellified legs. clubbing aftermath. the exact reason i thought about being botak. cuz my hair reeks of cigarette.

and so kes, fang and i went mambo-ing last night. it might have been less fun if not for the 2 jugs of bourbon coke (apparently its still one-for-one at 1240). i dun think i drank as much as i did last night.

arh.. i actually had alot of things that i was going to blog about, like when my boyfriend came over to hug me at 1am just cuz i was feeling down, like how my very cute boyfriend wears socks to sleep when he's sick, like the very cute wallet (so cute tt i kinda dun dare to use) which he got me from kl..

oh, i'm not intending to blog about how i finished 3 out of 5 papers early this semester. (one of which i finished at the exact time the invigilator said we're not longer allowed to leave the exam venue, the other one i had enough time to refer to the text at every paragraph.)

anyways, the point is, i have a very very very sweet, super duper wuper cute, king kong sup pao super sup kae boyfriend. and i have every intention of bagging this boyfriend for good. of cuz, that includes minor sacrifices like doing things that will hopefully make him happy and subsequently love me more, and not doing the things that upset him, that which will lead to him loving me less. ^^

me: 阿宝, 我要花..
him: hands me the parsley from his pasta.
me: -.-"

me: 阿宝, 我生日的时候, 我要踢你下楼..
him: 为什么?
me: then 屁股就会开花, then 我就有花了 lor.
him: -.-"

life is wonderful when u let it be. i heart heart heart ray darling. my ray darling. ^^


erm, ya, he looks fugly, but i think i look cute, so nevermind la. ^^

i am thinking as i type now..

do botak ppl's head smell? like how ur hair smell after clubbing and all. do botak ppl's heads smell? do they get dandruff? do they wash their heads with shampoo or body cleanser or facial?

hmm..

i shall go sleep on it. or maybe check the almanac, like ah fang does in her free time.. blehs.


*nights*