someday, my prince will come

queen bizi. phoebe.
biography
blogs are dramaticised. mine, in particular, being especially so.

self-dilute my satirical nonsense, as you deem fit. i am generally a lot lesser than my insubstantial vernacular.

comments are generally unappreciated and ignored. unless you have been involved in a clandestine scandal with me, i will pretend to be ignorant to your cognizance of this humble presence.

i am on a perpetuated diet.
i am unbelievably stubborn.
i am ridiculously fickle-minded.

i am full of shit. i know.
chatter
if you really must, urgh


past and present
the irritating twitter bug






golden key @ 00:09
daddy gave mummy a golden key on her 21st birthday. (yes, they know each other for that long already. makes u wonder why mummy only popped me out so much later.)

today, mummy was talking about taking it to the jeweller's to get it polished. i think she's gonna give it to me. she's talked about it before, and i didnt think she was serious. but i think so now. i hope she doesnt give me the huge heart pendant with their initials engraved that she got for her dunno which birthday. my dad was damn orbit back then, or maybe i should say clueless. lolx. i shall see if i can snap snap and post it here. u're all gonna faint.


oh, ah fang, u can forget about giving me a key on my birthday already. blehs. i only have one neck and i dowan to look like a christmas tree.

wishlist?


i want surprises!!


Wednesday, May 9, 2007
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