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self-dilute my satirical nonsense, as you deem fit. i am generally a lot lesser than my insubstantial vernacular. comments are generally unappreciated and ignored. unless you have been involved in a clandestine scandal with me, i will pretend to be ignorant to your cognizance of this humble presence. i am on a perpetuated diet. i am unbelievably stubborn. i am ridiculously fickle-minded. i am full of shit. i know. |
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u all think i very free ar? @ 14:56
before i start, goh suleen got blog alot meh? last entry also less than 10 lines de.. chew huifang got blog alot meh? last entry only 1 line de.. still dare to say i blog very little.. at least my entries are LONG.. ![]() ah bao and me went to dine at ajisen (my ah bao loves ajisen.) the other day to celebrate our pathetic 2nd monthsary. eeks. honey and daniel celebrated their 46th, babe and lian meimei celebrated their 2nd year. i am so pathetic!! one day, it will be my turn too. humph.. all that lim chieh sern's fault for deserting me. but oh well.. luckily lim chieh sern deserted me. if not i wouldnt have found ah bao, that smelly ah bao, who is playing his stupid game, ignoring me. ![]() and while my ah bao is gaming away, hardworking bizi is busy doing her health psych paper. ![]() oh, u're not supposed to, in case u do realise that i'm watching youtube behind that word document. blehs. like u'd all believe i'm really doing my work when ah bao is here to distract me. this is what i have been really doing. kissing ah bao.. ![]() forcing him to take pictures with me, despite knowing damn well that i look like shit and is too ![]() and i have been very busy taking incriminating shots of him ignoring me. ![]() here's a close-up. see, i'm so bored. ![]() smelly ah bao. ignore me. humph!! (oh, i just realise my mimi is at ah bao's armpit.. wait become smelly, like babe's head. i shall be more careful next time. hahaha..) i've been coughing for days already. and its all ah bao's fault for spreading it to me. and i'm spreading it to kes, or so she says, because she sounds damn okie to me. was actually going to go see doctor just now. bao forced me to. but i managed to convince him that i'm okie already, so we ended up not seeing the doctor, and going to macdonald's for lunch. had mcchicken, ice milo and lotsa fries with chilli sauce and mayonnaise. so much for coughing. i think i'm going to cough to death already. and i'm blaming my cough now on ah bao for bringing me to mac for lunch. -.-" ah bao just made me take this cough syrup thingy, that supposedly doesnt cause drowsiness but i have been yawning away, and my head has been spinning non-stop since i took it. it does make me drowsy. *pouts* aiya, must be me being lazy and coming up with some self-handicapping reason to attribute my failure to complete the health psych paper when i go home later on. blehs.. i've been drinking lotsa crysanthemum tea lately because ah bao makes me. and it reminds me of the luo han guo that babe bought me on my first day of work at novena. (is it the first day? i think it is.) the luo han guo that made me cringe everytime i drink it. eeks.. i swear i'll never drink luo han guo again, ever. daddy is going to korea later today. with his friends. and mummy asked me a few weeks ago if i wanted to go. she said she'll sponsor my expenses and all. then when i told her that i cant cuz i'm having my exams, she actually had the decency to tell me 'ya, i know. if not u think i'll ask meh?' some mother. purposely one lor. so didi asked daddy to buy him a set of korean cutlery. with the super skinny metal chopsticks and the damn long spoon, which we already have one set that mummy stole from this korean restaurant we went to like 2 years ago. its not nice to use, and i have no idea why didi likes them so much. crazy. oh. mummy asked daddy to buy her lvs from korea. korean lv that didi and i insisted are fakes, but which mummy claims to be 'not fake. just korean instead of italy (i cant remember she said where la).' and when we gave her the 'dun lie to urself' look, she said 'looks like real one wat. somemore not very cheap one lor.' -.-" i'm beginning to think if the 3 lvs that i stole from her last year are fakes too. i already know that the gucci is fake, and thats after my comb accidentally scratched the thing and damn near made a hole. i was so scared she'd find out, then didi said mummy told him its a fake from hk. so now, i'm using it like its some worthless piece of shit, dragging it to classes. blehs. i better go back to doing my health psych paper, before ah bao realise i'm actually blogging instead of doing my work. before i go though, ![]() ![]() my ah bao say he looks better in the second picture, and i say the first one is nicer. but i think everybody else will just shrug and say they're the same. its funny how people are more critical, and think more highly of themselves. spotlight effect. ^^ and since i'm so fond of taking pictures, (photowhore sounds bad la.) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() actually, my ah bao is very adept at acting cute also de lor. eeks. i better go practise more in front of the mirror if not i'll pale in comparison. then again, my bao is so cute, i already do. ^^ and i really think my eyebrows are not that thick ma.. its really just long and dark.. pluck/trim le also no use.. hor? and before i forget, here's the very ugly korean superstar who came to our shop the other day, my favourite korean emailed me his picture. and she's been emailing me alot, in korean, like i understand. and she knows i dun understand. -.-" that smelly picture got virus one lor. it took me some effort to save it to my lappie. and i will delete it once i've posted it. so i die die will post it to let everybody (who reads my blog) know how ugly he is. yucks. he reallys creeps me out in that picture and babe said he looks like he doesnt have penis. so ya. just warning u. ^^ (and u dun have to tell me our shop looks messy. i already know. bk's fault.) ![]() yucky right?! in case that picture filled u with as much fear and shock as it did me, here's my favourite celebrity baby in the whole world, kingston rossdale. (i think tts how u spell his name.) ![]() so cute!! ^^ k la. i better go already. else, i will never finish my health psych paper. oh yes, bao's sister's boyfriend makes very nice pasta. better than didi's. Sunday, April 8, 2007 ![]() |